"Aaaw, what a cute kitty."
"Can we pet him? Pleeeeeeeeease?"
"No kiddies, he's fast asleep."
"Aaaw, ok." They said exasperated.
The cat in question was the fluffiest, cutest, cat ever.
"How much for him, then?"
"For you two? Forty quid."
When they got home, they realised that he was stuffed.
Haha, poor kids
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